shower time
My showers usually revolve around the cycle of my hair's cleanliness.
If my hair is dirty, and I am clean - I will shower.
If I am dirty and my hair is clean... eww, of COURSE I will shower. What do you think I am, a peasant?
But the point is, washing my hair is a big process.
First,there is the shampooing.
Trust me, I have a lot of hair, and shampooing every nook and cranny is intense.
Rinse time.
Here, the effort previously invested in shampooing is redirected to protecting my eyes from remnants of shampoo.
And then the conditioning.
The conditioning!
Finally, a rest! Conditioning, or as I like to call it, the Condintermitioning, provides me with 2 minutes of free time. Not weighed down with the laborious task of washing some part of myself, I am able to finally attend to exciting shower activities I previously had to neglect.
Like:
-read the descriptions on the back of shampoo bottles
Well, that’s basically all there is.
OR IS IT?
After realizing that the back of the shampoo labels don’t change, I was forced to find a new creative pursuit.
Noticing the hairs on the tiles that must have decided a simple wash was just too much to handle, I decided to arrange them in a delightfully artful way.
By the time I finished this curly elvis character, my hair was as thoroughly conditioned as the football team.
And soft, too!
If my hair is dirty, and I am clean - I will shower.
If I am dirty and my hair is clean... eww, of COURSE I will shower. What do you think I am, a peasant?
But the point is, washing my hair is a big process.
First,there is the shampooing.
Trust me, I have a lot of hair, and shampooing every nook and cranny is intense.
Rinse time.
Here, the effort previously invested in shampooing is redirected to protecting my eyes from remnants of shampoo.
And then the conditioning.
The conditioning!
Finally, a rest! Conditioning, or as I like to call it, the Condintermitioning, provides me with 2 minutes of free time. Not weighed down with the laborious task of washing some part of myself, I am able to finally attend to exciting shower activities I previously had to neglect.
Like:
-read the descriptions on the back of shampoo bottles
Well, that’s basically all there is.
OR IS IT?
After realizing that the back of the shampoo labels don’t change, I was forced to find a new creative pursuit.
Noticing the hairs on the tiles that must have decided a simple wash was just too much to handle, I decided to arrange them in a delightfully artful way.
By the time I finished this curly elvis character, my hair was as thoroughly conditioned as the football team.
And soft, too!
posted by judyprays at 3:09 PM
5 Comments:
That was a really good post. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I think everyone reads the back of bathroom amenities. It's also a great "#2" time passer when there are no magazines in arms reach. I usually end up reading aerosol cans.
My showers actually do revolve around my hair's cleanliness. If I'm dirty and my hair is clean...screw the shower. Actually, if my hair is dirty and my body is diry....screw the shower.
And I have a potential answer to why people leave hair on the tiles. It happens when one has completed showering and runs their hands through their hair. If any of those hairs let go and attach to your hand, flicking them off is not an option, but if you stick them to the wall, your hand is hair free.
who is this?
how many people have you complained to about people leaving hair on bathroom tile walls?
my roomate really dislikes it, but i dont mind at all (seeing as it is my main source of shower art)
do i know you?
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I never want to get in our shower again! Hair art-deesgusting. I shrieked when I saw the picture. It's so scary because there is NO WAY it could be my hair. I couldn't just be taking a shower and think, huh, I guess that's some of my hair on the wall. I HATE HAIR. If you don't believe it, ask me about my previously buzzed head.
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