Presents!

Present Day came early this year (the day of presents, not the day that is in the present), because i have been recieving fantastic stuff recently, such as:
- An ADORABLE letter from kate with detailed drawings of her NY loot
- A high five from my Asian Media professor
- A lecture from Jason Alexander (who can make even the middle east funny. kind of)
- Caprese Salad (which is all I care about being in the dining halls, ever)
- A trumpet, '45s, and a print of a Yiddish Author - all found stuff in the tunnels of UCLA, given to me by two boys who make a lot of noise from the window across from mine
- a bag of my favorite oatmeal from jared
- a peanut butter + jelly sandwhich from claire
- The gift of being REALLY GOOD at trumpet
- and best off, The idea for the funniest would you rather to date
Would you rather...
a) wear the "you're just jealous because the voices aren't talking to you" shirt every day forever
(things to consider: your wedding, a movie premiere, the movie premiere of your wedding)
or
b) say wazzzzuuuuuup every time you greet someone (a la That Scary Movie fans circa 2005 (not 2000 when it was made))
(**things to consider: job interviews, meeting someones parents, meeting the ghost from scream- AWKWARD)
both of these tasks would be done unironically, ie - you don't see that they are funny in a terrible way, you honestly think they are AMAZING

**provided by amy, via her email response

Oh life, you are so kind to me.