a year ago robby posted this on cl.
I am on a layover in Austin to NYC - and am going through old documents on my laptop.
Found this post I saved.
It is repulsive, self aware, scary, honest.
Irresistible.
I found it around July 2007 on men seeking women in NY.
We met outside H&M and had dinner with his assistant, Kim.
It was the most delicious chinese food I have ever had.
He is a creative genius with 0 focus and lots of free time (except Tuesdays and Thursdays).
We have a love hate friendship that mostly consists of us going posting craigslist experiments or criticizing each other's ideas.
Enjoy.
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I’m the son of an extremely wealthy real estate and commercial businessman. I don’t mean rich I mean extremely wealthy, about 150 million or so.
At the same time I am extremely cheap and only like to spend my money on super costly plastic surgery. I will go to fairly nice dinners, but I will agonize over the bill--and this even though I’m not paying for any of it. I have an unlimited Platinum American Express card given to me by my father. I don’t work. I attend psychotherapy sessions on Tuesdays and Thursdays at three o’clock. I’m free any other time.
Some chicks initially think I’m sort of cute, but become repulsed when they get to know me. I’m fashionable - some might think I could be gay - but trust me, I like eating pussy.
I’m looking for a girl who I will never marry because I will only marry a Jewish virgin, but someone I can fuck, cuddle with, and take out to dinner. I just ultimately want someone to tolerate me and keep me company because I am so lonely.
I live in a super luxurious building in midtown with doormen who wear white gloves and wont let you push the buttons in the elevator. I am troubled by the excess in the building as there are about six more doorman than necessary. It seems a painful waste. The rent on my apartment is 8000 a month. it’s all true. And I want a bitch.
Found this post I saved.
It is repulsive, self aware, scary, honest.
Irresistible.
I found it around July 2007 on men seeking women in NY.
We met outside H&M and had dinner with his assistant, Kim.
It was the most delicious chinese food I have ever had.
He is a creative genius with 0 focus and lots of free time (except Tuesdays and Thursdays).
We have a love hate friendship that mostly consists of us going posting craigslist experiments or criticizing each other's ideas.
Enjoy.
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I’m the son of an extremely wealthy real estate and commercial businessman. I don’t mean rich I mean extremely wealthy, about 150 million or so.
At the same time I am extremely cheap and only like to spend my money on super costly plastic surgery. I will go to fairly nice dinners, but I will agonize over the bill--and this even though I’m not paying for any of it. I have an unlimited Platinum American Express card given to me by my father. I don’t work. I attend psychotherapy sessions on Tuesdays and Thursdays at three o’clock. I’m free any other time.
Some chicks initially think I’m sort of cute, but become repulsed when they get to know me. I’m fashionable - some might think I could be gay - but trust me, I like eating pussy.
I’m looking for a girl who I will never marry because I will only marry a Jewish virgin, but someone I can fuck, cuddle with, and take out to dinner. I just ultimately want someone to tolerate me and keep me company because I am so lonely.
I live in a super luxurious building in midtown with doormen who wear white gloves and wont let you push the buttons in the elevator. I am troubled by the excess in the building as there are about six more doorman than necessary. It seems a painful waste. The rent on my apartment is 8000 a month. it’s all true. And I want a bitch.
posted by judyprays at 2:11 PM
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What a charmer.
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