Which are you?

So I have a couple new favorite things. And I thought it would be just famous if instead of telling you what they are, you try to find out which one of them is most like you.
Shall we?

Which one of Judy's new favorite (yet unrelated) things are you?

1) You tell a joke. People laugh because...
a) when they saw that everyone else was laughing, it occurred to them that yah, the joke was funny!
b) though elementary, your joke is actually quite amusing
c) it is perfectly told
d) they are terrified of you

2) How would you best classify the people that admire you?
a) Gym bunnies
b) 2nd graders
c) Scandinavian fashionistas
d) hungry Asians

3) You over hear someone talking about you on the street. What are they saying?
a) "We have breakfast together every morning and she always brightens my day!"
b) "The vocabulary on that boy is spectacular"
c) "The only thing that matches better than her outfit is her living room set!"
d) "I can't do ___ because she will get mad"

4) What is your most valuable asset?
a) perpetually rosy complexion
b) good spelling skills
c) uncanny pragmatism
d) power

5) The election is coming up, and one of the canidates has decided that those "vote for me" buttons are a completely outdated method of marketing. As the canidate's second hand man, which people pleaser do you advise?
a) yoga class coupons
b) mini dictionaries
c) cones of delicious frozen yogurt
d) a parade

6) You are great in many ways, but what is your Achilles heal?
a) some people find you difficult to manage
b) you have trouble thinking outside of the box
c) some people confuse your simple mindedness with being low class
d) lack of height and poor vision

6)Uh oh! There was TiVo malfunction! Despite the gross tinge of being SO early 2000s, you find yourself channel surfing. Which program are you most compelled by?
a) How to Eat - The Food Network morning show on the proper ways to consume difficult-to-consume food.
b) Billy Madison with a Vengeance -The Comedy Central sequel that takes a second look at his elementary school days
c) Mommy, where is ABBA from? - the Travel Channel special on ABBA's home country
d) Machiavelli's The Prince - the made for TV movie

7) What makes you saddest about North Korea?
a) people are starving!
b) people are uneducated!
c) people are not allowed to use the internet!
d) there is nothing sad about North Korea!

Mostly A's: You are Grapefruit!
You value life, and because of that - you want to be as healthy as you can be. That, or you have an eating disorder. Regardless, under your rosy veneer, you have a bitter bite... but under THAT is a sweet and wholesome nature that no one can disregard, and because of this, your popularity knows no bounds. While you are difficult to manage at times, your bright personality makes those who can appreciate you a bit happier and fufilled.

Mostly B's: You are an Acrostic!
Forever destined to be associated with youth, you are actually much deeper than people give you credit for. You are underated, but as soon as people become aware of the hilarious potential of your simplicity - your popularity will go through the roof. Through your love of all things poetic - you are able to appreciate the simple nature and beauty of life, words, and the intermingling of the two.

Mostly C's: You are a Product of Sweden
Much like H&M and Ikea, you make it known that there is nothing as hip as being simple. You enjoy things that are easy on the wallet, but more importantly - easy on the eyes. You continually step forward, but you refuse to forget your roots - and this, combined with your immaculate style and attention to detail, will help you soar to heights unknown to us dirty Americans.

Mostly D's: You are Kim Jong Il.
While millions of poor Asians starve at your feet, you ignore them and keep it "Il", with a candor that is as impressive as it is silly. Your thirst for power is a bit terrifying - but it works, and the world, or at least your small version of it, will bend to your every whim. No, there are not enough pictures of you plastered around town and yes, making the internet illegal is a brilliant idea! And Kim, don't be silly, of course we don't think you are compensating because you are of small stature and wear funny glasses.