that '70s show and other intern news
So as some of you know, i recently started the best internship evvvvver at That '70s show, all thanks to Amy and her constant dissatisfaction.
Highlights (of the job, not Amy's dissatisfaction) include :
1) Free delicious food. So free. So delicious. The other day I had Créme Brulée. Mmm.
2) Free parking. Much better than the 5 dollar parking at anthem, and the 2 hour parking at Bug Music.
3) Seeing Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Being at Ashton's last episode party. Opening the door for McAuley Culkin. Ordering a drive on pass for Chris Kirpatrick (that one Nsync guy no one really cared about.) These are less exciting than fun to brag about. Even though, now that I think about it, I'm bragging about it right now and it's not that fun. Well, kind of fun.
4) Everyone who works there is young (late 20s ealy 30s) and hilarious. I am realizing that these are ideal traits in coworkers.
5) The people in the production office (where I spend most of my time) hate Topher Grace and wanted me to make it look like he's sitting on a toilet in the poster that is on the door. I did. They loved it. I felt like a good intern. Then I proceeded in reading everyone's palms which resulted in 3 minute popularity, and then being reprimanded for the rest of the day for only reading the first 2 chapters of the "How to read palms" book.
6) People in the office took to calling me "amazing" because I say it every other word. I loved it. However, they then took to calling me "'87" because they are all in shock that I was born in that year. I have to say I liked amazing better.
7) I work very hard and very much, but it all results in super fantastic Thursdays and Fridays.
8) Amy, who got an amazing paid internship at InTouch, and I figured out the best possible way to combine our internships. I'll take a picture with Wilmer, send it to her, and she'll publish it and run it with a blurb saying "Is Wilmer craving the old Lindsay Lohan?" Brilliant!
In other internship news, and because this post needs a picture, here is my name in the masthead of Anthem.

I'm totally famous, no?
Highlights (of the job, not Amy's dissatisfaction) include :
1) Free delicious food. So free. So delicious. The other day I had Créme Brulée. Mmm.
2) Free parking. Much better than the 5 dollar parking at anthem, and the 2 hour parking at Bug Music.
3) Seeing Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Being at Ashton's last episode party. Opening the door for McAuley Culkin. Ordering a drive on pass for Chris Kirpatrick (that one Nsync guy no one really cared about.) These are less exciting than fun to brag about. Even though, now that I think about it, I'm bragging about it right now and it's not that fun. Well, kind of fun.
4) Everyone who works there is young (late 20s ealy 30s) and hilarious. I am realizing that these are ideal traits in coworkers.
5) The people in the production office (where I spend most of my time) hate Topher Grace and wanted me to make it look like he's sitting on a toilet in the poster that is on the door. I did. They loved it. I felt like a good intern. Then I proceeded in reading everyone's palms which resulted in 3 minute popularity, and then being reprimanded for the rest of the day for only reading the first 2 chapters of the "How to read palms" book.
6) People in the office took to calling me "amazing" because I say it every other word. I loved it. However, they then took to calling me "'87" because they are all in shock that I was born in that year. I have to say I liked amazing better.
7) I work very hard and very much, but it all results in super fantastic Thursdays and Fridays.
8) Amy, who got an amazing paid internship at InTouch, and I figured out the best possible way to combine our internships. I'll take a picture with Wilmer, send it to her, and she'll publish it and run it with a blurb saying "Is Wilmer craving the old Lindsay Lohan?" Brilliant!
In other internship news, and because this post needs a picture, here is my name in the masthead of Anthem.

I'm totally famous, no?

2 Comments:
ideal qualities in co-workers: young and hilarious. sad to see that i'm neither...though now that i think about it, i suppose i'm both, in regards to many. but "87"? ha! THAT'S funny! around here we'd just call you 'fetus.'
Is Wilmer "Praying" for the old lindsay?
It-boy Wilmen Valderama, famous for dating young actresses, has recently been seen snuggling up to 70's intern Judy Prays, a UCLA sophmore who resembles the old, more vuluptuous Lindsay Lohan. Wilmer's rep has declined to comment, however Prays' rep confirms that the two are in canoodle land.
xo
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